Wednesday, December 29, 2021

You Get What You Pay For


It kills me when I find copies of my books in the remaindered bin at my local Goodwill. It makes me feel worse when it was a book I autographed to my now ex-boss, after he specifically requested a copy...Tim.

I am willing to send a copy of any of my five printed titles to the first five people who leave a good joke in the comments. US addresses only, and unfortunately, contributors here are ineligible. anyone reading this?


  1. First joke I ever heard, told by my mother when I was six.
    A man opened his refrigerator to discover Bugs Bunny leaning against the side, eating a carrot.
    "What are you doing in here?" asked the man.
    "What brand of refrigerator is this?" asked Bugs.
    The man paused, closed the door and looked at the brand name on the handle, then opened the door again. "It's a Westinghouse."
    To which Bugs replied, "well, I'm Westing, you dummy."

  2. Q: Did you hear about the mansplainer who fell in a hole of his own making?
    A: It was a well, actually.